Goofy food from the UK

Totally in the spirit of mutant carrots. They are calling them "wonky vegetables" over in the UK. This inspiration comes from my friend in Chicago, who is all international-ish and follows British news. Link here to the Gaurdian newspaper. And I concede, they win for now. We'll see if my curly cucumbers can give them a run for the money in coming weeks.
Apparently I need to start growing potatoes to add to the mutant archives.